AnOtHeR STuPiD QuEsTiOn WiT SmArT AnSwEr

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of hismouth.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year'sperformance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out often people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Sam: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

~~LoShNa~~