christmas is not about santa..

Santa lives at the north pole
JESUS is everywhere

Santa rides in a sleigh
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on water

Santa comes once a year
JESUS is ever present

Santa fills your socks with goodies
JESUS supplies all your needs

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited
JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly
JESUS has a heart full of love

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO
JESUS offers health, help, and hope

Santa says "u better not cry"
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for i care for you."

Santa may make u giggle
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength

Santa puts gifts under your tree
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree......

Its obvious that there is no comparison. We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about. We need to put Christ back in Christmas. JESUS is still the reason for the season. YES, JESUS is better than Santa.....

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i got this post from my friend's blog, i want u guys to know the true meaning of christmas. and it's not about santa claus, it's about Jesus!! nothing can be compared with Jesus, not anyone, including santa.. Merry christmas, sorry for wishing late. =) if u have any questions, ask me.. and i'll try my best to get the answer for u.. the REAL answer..

--jessica--

JOKES

~~ Redneck 911 Call ~~



A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.

He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy.

I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions.

First, lets make sure he's dead.

"There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"


The Old Man's Physical

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally?

How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight.

We have a real bond, he's good to me.

Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the

light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves.

Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''

~~ LoShNa~~

AnOtHeR STuPiD QuEsTiOn WiT SmArT AnSwEr

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of hismouth.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year'sperformance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out often people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Sam: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

~~LoShNa~~

random..

enjoy ur holidays while u still can~~

haha.. peace out!!

thanks and sorries..

sorry people, for not updating our blog. well, as you know, school's over. so we don't really have anything to blog about until next year. but don't worry, we'll try to put something up as often as possible to entertain you guys who have been faithfully visiting this blog?? haha. i would also like to take this opportunity to say a few words as a class monitor of 4 science 3 :
firstly, thank you all for being such great friends to me, even though i don't really speak much to some of you girls, but you're still a friend in my heart all right? i also want to thank you all giving me a chance to become a class monitor, it trained me to become a better leader. well, eventhough u girls set me up to become one, haha. but thanks. i may be harsh towards you all sometimes and scolded u or lose my temper, i would like to apologize now. sorry for not being a good leader for u girls. but i'll try to be a better one next time (not next year k?). i would also like to thank all the teachers that have thought me and the class and also apologize for all the troubles that i have cause u. right now i would like to specially thank few person in the class:

• wei jia and chye li - thanks for being such wonderful friends. u girls are really great. thanks for everything that you've helped me throughout the years. thanks. really appreciate our friendship.
• jia yen - we've been in the same class for 4 years now.. and will be 5 years next year. u're a great buddy. thanks for always helping me out with the math problem especially add maths, thanks!
• khairunisa - hey!! you're a great assistant man!! thanks for all your help and sorry for making you do most of the work. i don't know what i'll do without u!! thanks!!
• loshna - hey.. thanks for always telling me how i act and all. like when i'm in tension or stress or lost my nerve. because of you telling me all these, i tried to change. thanks a bunch!
• salomi - thanks for being such a joker in the class!! haha!
• jia yeang - thanks for helping me out with math problems! hehe.
• vee vian - haha.. thanks for being a nice talking buddy.. haha

for those that i did not mention above, don't feel bad or get mad at me k? each and single one of u are great and u girls each played ur own important role in the class and in my life. i wouldn't be the me today if it weren't for u girls. thanks alot for everything. until next year then!! take care!! love ya all!! *muacks*

--jessica--

http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--

i know it's like so late already!!

haha.. but here's a 'special' thank you post for miss Intan..

i know it's not that nice.. but what's important is from the heart..

haha..

we just wanna say thanks alot for everything that u've done for us!!

we really appreciate it!! i don't really know what else to say..

but all the best in ur studies.. hope u'll succeed in what u're aiming..

and hopefully u'll come back and visit us some other time when u're free..

haha.. here are some (few la actually) pictures we took together..

merdeka?? haha..
half-class photo.. XP
no comment.. XD
it's us again!

thanks for everything!! again.. haha..

yeang, miss intan and yen..=)

oh yea.. not forgetting the cupcakes.. hehe..
these were given by miss intan to the whole class..
at first we thought she made it..
but she didn't.. haha.. no wonder it tastes so nice.. XD
haha.. just kidding..

but she packed it by herself..

so there's love in every pack..

lol.. anyway.. we love it.. thanks miss intan..

oh yea.. sorry for posting this so late..

been busy lately and the computer was a bit nuts..

well.. that's all.. hope to see u again soon miss intan!!

take care!!

God bless..

--jessica--

http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--

EyE teasers....eNjOy..

What do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical,
the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again!
Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see?




You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
when you look through ME
you will see YOU!

More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University...

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it

wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if u can read this u r smart.. haha.. ~All da best~ 4Sc3...

-LoShNa-

StUpId QuEsTiOn WiF SmArT AnSwER

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Sam : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Sam : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

-LoShNa-

finals is finally over!! yeap.. will soon update bout what happened all this time.. hehe.. tmrw k? just only got my freedom!! so wanna enjoy a little while first.. happy hari raya to all the muslim students!! and happy holiday to everyone!! enjoy!!

--jessica--

http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--

FINALS!!!

alright.. we'll be taking a break for about 3 weeks ya..

having finals soon!!

so come visit us again after that!!

haha.. all the best ppl!!

and happy puasa to all islam ppl!!

see u!!

--jessica--

http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--

monday..

well.. i'm just gonna roughly tell what we did today during school..

the morning started with the 'perhimpunan'..

Math - exercises again lo.. haha

AddMath - we learned share market.. LOL

BM - pn. norlia was absent.. i forgot why d.. some reason la.. but we all chatting the whole two period.. as usual.. haha

Chemistry - pn. haniza was absent too.. no idea why.. or did i forgot?? hmm..

EST - discuss about est?? haha

Sej - i don't know what happened.. i was missing in action.. lol..

thats basically what happened today.. haha.. it's just a really simple and simply post.. haha.. good day ppl!!

-jessica-

http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--

MERDEKA!!

HAPPY 50TH MERDEKA MALAYSIA!!

AND TO EVERYONE TOO!!

BEST WISHES TO ALL FROM 4 SCIENCE 3!!

--jessica--

http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--

miss world.. or miss class?? haha..

ok.. b4 i begin writing about this thing.. i just wanna say that i'm sorry for not updating our blog.. well.. internet got a little problem.. hehe.. ya.. again.. anyway.. enough of the apologizing thingy.. yea.. erm.. how do i start??

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we had another activity in class.. by Miss Intan.. well.. a Miss World activity.. and we're competing with one another to see who is the most creative wan.. and then we prepare and then show it to the class.. the one we have to think of our own country wan.. did i mention it before?? wait.. i didn't.. sorry my bad.. wait.. this is too messy.. let's start from the beginning alright?? let's rewind!!

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REWINDING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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ok.. we had this thing on the thursday and friday before the school holiday.. first.. we were all seperated into our respective groups again.. then we were suppose to think of our own new country name.. totally new wan.. never heard before wan.. and we have to create a new flag.. a new costume.. 5 law on how to save the enviroment.. and motto.. did i missed out anything?? well.. ok.. let's cut out all the boring parts and get to the interesting part.. the day when we were suppose to present our country!! oh yea.. before that, each country were suppose to elect a president for their new country and the president will be the one doing the 'fashion show' for the Miss World competition.. with their costume of course.. haha.. ok.. here are the groups.. i mean countries.. hehe..

KING KONG KANG

don't ask why we chose this name k.. it just pope out from my sister's mind when we were talking bout this.. haha.. we had a history too on how this land came alive.. but it's too long to write it down.. anyway.. we also had a national anthem.. and.. hmm.. nothing else la.. we live to eat BANANAS!!! lol
ok.. erm.. i'm totally sorry but i totally forgot this group's name.. or country.. man.. i'm becoming more and more forgetful.. anyway.. their country's name has got to do with their name.. u go figure it out la.. and they have 6 queens.. and a big queen.. haha.. i don't know what i'm talking about too.. if i can remember.. they had Queen of Studies, i think.. Queen of Sports.. Queen of Cheerful.. erm.. sorry.. that's all i remember.. next time pls choose a name that is easy to remember pls..

ASHURA

Ashura.. hmm.. coutry of multi-racial.. and also swore for eternity.. i actually had one question.. 'how is ur country gonna swore for eternity if the earth and everything in it are gonna die one day??' but i didn't ask.. i donno why.. haha.. their flags.. that green line thing u see?? i think it symbolise multi-racial.. and that sakura-alike flower?? that's ashura flower and that's the flower of thier country.. hmm.. and they have badge too!! haha..

TERABITHIA

a country of 'love and peace'.. if u see their flag, it's not a crown ya know.. they said it's two love shape joined together.. that looks like a crown.. and the red red thing at the bottom are roses.. their flower.. their country is peaceful and lovely.. no war.. no fight.. no quarrel.. so is ASHURA.. i forgot to write that.. XP oh yea.. i remembered.. thier world is a world of fantasy.. if u want more details on their country, go ask them.. i'm still quite blur about this country.. hehe..

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there's actually 2 more countrries.. i don't have the pictures..

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L.A.M.E

it symbolise Love At Mother Earth.. thier flag is a star shape.. it started by when they were eating dinner together, they were all using chopsticks.. thier chinese ma.. haha.. den they somehow realise their chopsticks could shape a star that shows unity.. and they said they had to work together to save the earth.. man.. i donno how this group came out wit this idea man.. it's kinda creative.. haha.. good job girls!!

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there's this one more group.. erm.. sorry.. i forgot again.. but i remembered that their country put educatin first in front of everything.. education is everything to them.. oh ya.. thier law is scary wei.. if u throw rubbish on the ground.. u'll either be fined or jailed or both!! scary.... i wouldn't wanna go to thier country.. haha..

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it is time for the fashion show!! Miss Intan gave us 5 minutes to prepare our presidents with the costume we made out of newspaper!! haha..

the group that i forgot the name.. XP

L.A.M.E

King Kong Kang..Terabithia..
Ashura..
forgotten the name...
the presidents are all ready..

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well.. the fashion show was quite funny.. haha.. some of them 'dropped' thier clothes while walking.. or the costume rip apart.. it's newspaper la.. wat u expect.. haha.. some can hardly walk.. well.. each presidents were given a question that they have to answer.. it was all about saving enviroment questuons..

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thats all for the Miss World 2007.. but the result is still a mystery.. we'll only find out next tuesday.. so u just gotta wait.. haha.. now.. group photos!!

L.A.M.E

King Kong Kang!!
XP
Ashura..
oops.. haha
terabithia..

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--jessica--

http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--

*check out*

a trip to kisas..

we went to kisas yesterday to see the 'sejarah pameran' they had.. our whole class went except for 2 of them who doesn't wanna go.. so anyway.. when we reach there, we were given a paper each with a history quiz inside.. we could get the answer from the 'pameran'.. we quickly finish it.. and we started to get bored.. haha.. then we started taking pictures!! ahaha.. yea.. we admit.. that's the most fun part bout goin to kisas.. lol.. we took quite alot.. but all different cameras.. the pictures are all below.. b4 u go on.. i jus wanna say that i oni have the pictures from my camera.. so that's why most of it there's me inside.. lol.. i'm still waiting for the rest of the pics!! send it to me!! haha.. will update again once i got the pics!!

one miserable pic of the pameran.. lol
jess and jia yen..
we were watching the sej show/chit chatting.. haha..
i donno why the pic doesn't wanna stand straight.. haha..

this is jia yen btw.. lol

chye li and jia yen..
huey ying, chye li and jia yen..
jess, huey ying, chye li, jia yeang,

jia yen, khairunisa and vee vian..
too many la.. find out urself.. haha..
loshna and jess..

jess, eng leng, chye li,

peiting and wei jia..
she's in LOVE!! lol
very disturbing wei this pic.. haha
wei jia, loshna, jess and salomi..
salomi and jess..

pei ting and jess..
pei ting and khairunisa..
khairunisa and jess..
the pengawas.. loshna, chye li and salomi..
chye li and jess..

vee vian and jess..
huey ying and jess..
wei jia and chye li..
wei jia and jia yeang..
wei jia, vee vian and jess..

wei jia and jess..
jess and wei jia..
man.. why can't these pics jus turn!!!
friends forever!!!!
a school that we're proud of.. haha..

cause we're in the school.. lol

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well.. that's all folks!! see u!!!

take care and God bless!!

*sign off*

--jessica--
http://cracking-head.blogspot.com/

--booya!!--