christmas is not about santa..

Santa lives at the north pole
JESUS is everywhere

Santa rides in a sleigh
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on water

Santa comes once a year
JESUS is ever present

Santa fills your socks with goodies
JESUS supplies all your needs

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited
JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly
JESUS has a heart full of love

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO
JESUS offers health, help, and hope

Santa says "u better not cry"
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for i care for you."

Santa may make u giggle
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength

Santa puts gifts under your tree
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree......

Its obvious that there is no comparison. We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about. We need to put Christ back in Christmas. JESUS is still the reason for the season. YES, JESUS is better than Santa.....

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i got this post from my friend's blog, i want u guys to know the true meaning of christmas. and it's not about santa claus, it's about Jesus!! nothing can be compared with Jesus, not anyone, including santa.. Merry christmas, sorry for wishing late. =) if u have any questions, ask me.. and i'll try my best to get the answer for u.. the REAL answer..

--jessica--

JOKES

~~ Redneck 911 Call ~~



A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.

He's Dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy.

I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions.

First, lets make sure he's dead.

"There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"


The Old Man's Physical

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally?

How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight.

We have a real bond, he's good to me.

Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the

light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves.

Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''

~~ LoShNa~~

AnOtHeR STuPiD QuEsTiOn WiT SmArT AnSwEr

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of hismouth.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year'sperformance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out often people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Sam: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

~~LoShNa~~